Grab your pencil and the back of a receipt (since we don’t want to waste a full sheet of paper for this quiz)

Before Class begins do you:
a) Sit in full Lotus, eyes closed, thinking “I wish these losers would shut up!”
b) Strike a couple of poses hoping someone will strike up a conversation instead
c) Scoot around the room like a Chihuahua in-heat trying to find out the latest juicy gossip

When visiting a new class do you think:
a) I’m gonna show these wanna-be Yogis how it’s REALLY done
b) I’m looking good, that’s all that matters
c) I hope I don’t fart, I hope I don’t fart

While we are on the topic, you are the owner of a ‘Silent, but deadly’ do you:
a) disgustingly look around the room trying to act as tho it belongs to someone else
b) *snicker*
c) Consider it aroma therapy

The person next to you is breathing like Darth Vader, inhibiting your ability to hear YOUR breath, do you:
a)  Pick up your mat and squeeze between two amateur yogis that will probably forget to breathe anyway
b)  Ask them if Luke is their love-child
c)  Start breathing louder

Someone steps on your mat, do you:
a)  ask the teacher to remind the class that the mat is sacred, and if it happens again you WILL key their car
b)  step on their mat
c)  think ‘oh well, I really needed to wash it anyway’

The person next to you is facing the wrong direction (and staring you right in the eyeball), do you:
a)  look up to the ceiling.  After all, they aren’t your responsibility
b)  smile and gesture for them to turn around
c)  panic. quickly glancing around worrying that you are facing the wrong direction

Someone’s car alarm starts going off as you settle in to Savasana, do you:
a) sigh loudly letting everyone knows how disgusted you are that your relaxation has been compromised
b) figure it gives you something to focus on
c)  grab your keys to make certain it isn’t your car

Take a moment here:  count up the number of a, b, and c answers

If you answered ‘a’ to most of the questions:   You are Yogier-Than-Thou…  and don’t give crap what this says anyway.

If you answered ‘b’ to most of the questions:  You are a Playful Yogi.  Taking life only as serious as necessary.

If you answered ‘c’ to most of the questions:  You are a Yin/Yang Yogi. You create balance.  Class wouldn’t be the same without you.

Namaste’

Carrisa

PS.  this quiz is purely for fun and doesn’t have any merit whatsoever.  You know who you are